This just in. Batchagaloop Jones was caught late last night in Indianapolis committing a lewd act at 4am with a giant rubber chicken. When police responded to the call of a large man moaning, "Camilla! Camilla!" and making strange rooster noises, the large lineman was found with his pants down, wearing a makeshift set of wings, and a feather pillow on his head.
When asked for comment this morning, Tom Coughlin said, "The stress of a Super Bowl gets to different players in different ways. At least it wasn't a real chicken."
No word yet if KFC will cancel their pending endorsement deal.