Batchagaloop Jones denies Kim Kardashian Mark Sanchez Threesome
This also just in - after getting caught committing a lewd act with a giant rubber chicken, New York Giants offensive lineman Batchagaloop Jones denies the circulating rumors that he was involved in a threesome with Kim Kardashian and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.
"I've had a rough and embarrassing night. I wan't to put Chickengate behind me. The rumor of my involvement with Kim and Mark is absolutely not true. My heart belongs to Camilla. Kim, I'll tweet you later."