The Brockton Rox are selling hot dogs for $80 tonight, complete with caviar and fresh roe.
That really doesn't sound too appealing.
The Rox are averaging 1,557 fans per game. Attendance was over 3,000 because it was fireworks night. Tonight, they were giving away vouchers for a free hot dog (not the $80 eech-gourmet dogs) to the first 1,000 fans.
How many of those dogs do you really think they're going to sell? One to some plant pretending to be a fan?
I like hot dogs - but I really don't want to eat one after you squeezed a fish over it.