I finally got a Mets hat last month. I had to tell my wife to not wear it. I got a blue Mets hat at the game last week. I really, really had to tell my wife not to wear it because I really, really liked that one. I did not want it to go missing the way my authentic batting practice hat went last year, never to be seen again.
I got home the other night and saw she took my blue Mets hat. I found it under the couch. I hid it. I got home tonight and found that my black Mets hat was gone. I couldn't find it and finally found it buried.
That did it. I confiscated my hats and have now put them where she can't get them.